Late night bass and little red LED signs on the back of your car......

So I'm obviously writing this at an "unholy" hour of the morning if you're checking the timestamps. Of course in a big city like Houston I am subject to all sorts of pollution, most of which are not noticeably bothersome. That is, unless, you count noise pollution. There's nothing quite like the rhythmic "thumping" of bass at 3 am when you've been mostly unconscious for the past 3 hours, dreaming about finding a sack full of cash in the middle of a desert you stumbled into. Must have been that faulty GPS you installed in your dream manifested Shelby GT500. Anyways, I did some research on the net for some EMP (Electro-Magnetic Pulse) equipment, with which you would fry the internal electrical components of the offending vehicle. Apparently there's a low demand in that particular market so the prices are kind of jacked up real high. Here's the URL to the website I was shopping on (I didn't buy):

http://www.amazing1.com/emp.htm

I also saw this neat little device that you can mount in the rear of your car. I'm pretty sure this is the one way ticket to a red light butt whoopin that I've been looking for. The probability that I would end up either bloody in a drainage ditch or possibly arrested is somewhere around 98 to 99 percentile. It might be fun for a while though. Here's that address:

http://www.x-tremegeek.com/templates/SearchDetail.asp?productID=22358